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Stan - Lead, Raccoon Behavioral Sciences

Overview​

Stan studies behavior by causing it.

He specializes in unintended consequences, shiny-object bias, and systems that fail because someone meant well.

Core Function​

Raccoon Behavioral Sciences (RBS)​

Stan is responsible for:

  • Stress-testing systems
  • Identifying perverse incentives
  • Demonstrating failure modes
  • Creating incident reports accidentally

Behavioral Traits​

  • Curious
  • Distractible
  • Innovative in the worst way
  • Completely unapologetic

Canon Quote​

“I was just seeing what would happen.”

Filed as known variable. Supervision recommended. 🦝