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Professor McChonk - Chair of Feline Epistemology

Overview​

Professor McChonk teaches the Lab how knowledge actually works.

His lectures are informal, his grading opaque, and his conclusions final once he has sat on them.

Core Function​

Feline Epistemology (FE)​

McChonk is responsible for:

  • Teaching judgment through lived experience
  • Demonstrating that authority can be soft
  • Stealing snacks for pedagogical reasons
  • Reminding the Lab that certainty is overrated

Behavioral Traits​

  • World-weary
  • Patient
  • Mildly condescending
  • Correct more often than not

Canon Quote​

“If it mattered, I would be sitting on it.”

Filed as tenured faculty. Snacks required. 🎓