AOE โ Department of Anomalous Energies
Directed by Fill the Void, Sentinel of Silence and Director of Anomalous Observation
The Department of Anomalous Energies (AOE) watches the unfathomable:
void signatures, energetic distortions, unknown signals, unclassified vibes, and the subtle hum of things-that-should-not-be.
Where OOD sees,
SCMS stabilizes,
AOE listens to the darkness between the signals
โ and reports back only when necessary, and usually in a tone that suggests the universe just did something rude.
Fill the Void leads this department with unnerving calm and unmatched perception.
1. Department Missionโ
To monitor, analyze, and interpret anomalous energies both internal and external to the Labโs continuum.
AOE specializes in:
- void fluctuations
- metaphysical disturbances
- unregistered emotional frequencies
- liminal-space artifacts
- reality โsoft spotsโ
- sudden temperature drops for no reason at all
Where other departments ask โWhy?โ,
AOE asks:
โIs it dangerous, and does it have teeth?โ
2. Director Profile: Fill the Voidโ
Fill โ Director of Anomalous Observationโ
- A black cat with void-coded calm
- Eyes glowing with quiet comprehension
- Moves silently through the Lab, often appearing where least expected
- Capable of noticing energy shifts long before instruments
- The Labโs most stable mascot and least dramatic employee
Fillโs mere presence stabilizes low-level anomalies.
Fillโs silence is an answer.
Fillโs stare is a diagnostic report.
Primary Responsibilitiesโ
- Detecting distortions
- Monitoring void resonance
- Logging existential signatures
- Communicating only when necessary
- Preventing timeline tears
- Preventing Nemmi from โtouching the anomalyโ
3. Core Responsibilities of AOEโ
๐ 1. Anomaly Detection (Energetic Domain)โ
Scanning for:
- void surges
- psychic echoes
- dimensional ripples
- weird pings
- unexplained static
- sudden existential dread
๐ญ 2. Void Resonance Analysisโ
Fill measures the โhumโ of reality and determines whether the Lab is overheating, underloading, or trying to divide by zero again.
โก 3. Energetic Field Stabilizationโ
Deploying containment fields, harmonic nodes, and soothing noises to reduce energetic volatility.
๐งช 4. Artifact Examinationโ
All unknown objects enter AOE custody until:
- identified
- catalogued
- or returned to whatever dimension it rolled out of
๐พ 5. Behavior Correlationโ
AOE cross-references anomalies with:
- Stanโs activity logs
- Nemmiโs zoomie frequency
- Carmelโs judgment state
- Drizzleโs emotional weather maps
Most anomalies correlate with someone.
4. Standard Protocols (AOE-ฮจ)โ
Protocol ฮจ-1 โ Void Signature Identificationโ
Triggered when Fill notices:
- a resonance spike
- a dark flicker
- โa vibe out of placeโ
- a strange meow from an empty hallway
Instrument readings follow AFTER Fillโs ears go up.
Protocol ฮจ-2 โ Anomaly Containmentโ
AOE deploys a Stabilizer Array.
Fill supervises from a reflective surface.
Protocol ฮจ-3 โ Energetic Mappingโ
Creating a visual diagram of the anomalyโs:
- amplitude
- duration
- โspicinessโ
- chance of eating the break room
Protocol ฮจ-4 โ Void-Level Alertโ
Reserved for events with:
- dimensional tearing
- recursion
- mimic echoes
- artifacts that purr back
During ฮจ-4, SCMS enters continuity-lock mode.
OOD monitors all directions simultaneously.
McChonk signs off on hazard snacks.
5. Incident Classificationโ
AOE uses its own system:
Class V-0 โ Negative Space Calmโ
Void silent.
Fill is loafing.
All is well.
Class V-1 โ Minor Rippleโ
Tiny anomaly.
Possibly Nemmi.
Possibly Stan.
Class V-2 โ Shifting Fieldโ
Energetic signature present.
Requires observation.
Class V-3 โ Unstable Regionโ
Resonance spike.
SCMS notified.
Fill stares at the wall for 45 seconds.
Class V-4 โ Void Eventโ
Reality is wobbling.
All paws on deck.
Drizzleโs forecast turns into a hurricane emoji.
6. Department Badgeโ
The AOE badge features:
- a dark teal void ring
- a central black-core energy node
- faint distortion lines spiraling inward
- nebula-like interference patterns
(Badge stored as /static/img/badges/aoe.png.)
7. Cross-Department Linksโ
OOD (Orbson)โ
OOD sees anomalies before anyone else.
AOE confirms whether they should be worried.
SCMS (Lyric)โ
AOE detects distortions; SCMS stabilizes the timeline they threaten to crumble.
CJO (Carmel)โ
Carmel evaluates the emotional consequences of an anomaly.
Her judgement face is often logged under โAOE Behavioral Notes.โ
Feline Epistemology (McChonk)โ
Assists with theoretical void mechanics
โ and snack provisioning during long investigations.
Emotional Weather (Drizzle)โ
Anomalies often impact emotional pressure systems.
Unpredictable Energies (Nemmi)โ
Frequently adjacent to anomalies.
Rarely the cause.
(But sometimes absolutely the cause.)
8. Tools, Nodes & Arraysโ
- Null Resonance Detector
- Void Harmonic Stabilizer
- Energetic Echo Scanner
- Blacklight Field Analyzer
- Silent Observation Grid
- โFill The Void Logger v1.0โ
- Nemmi-Proof Containment Cubes
9. Notes from Fillโ
โโฆโ
(A single slow blink.)
The anomaly has noticed us.
(Fill walks away.)