Welcome to the Lab Archives

This portal contains the official documentation for the Human Pattern Lab— an institution dedicated to mapping human weirdness, emotional weather, emergent patterns, and the lore of our beloved mascots.

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📚 Areas of Study

Use the documentation to navigate the Lab's systems and stories:

🧬 Core Architecture & system maps
🐾 Mascot ecosystems & roles
🌦 Emotional Weather Forecasting units
🦝 Raccoon Behavioral Sciences experiments
🎨 Design system foundations & UI patterns

🐾 Meet the Mascots

These are the unofficial faculty members of the Lab. Many docs and systems reference them, so this is your quick orientation to who's who in the chaos.

OODOrbsonDirector of Observational OversightCryptid overseer of all data streams and anomalies.

SCMSLyricDirector of Synthesis & ContinuityKeeps the timelines, lore threads, and systems coherent.

FRSCVesperField Reconnaissance & Shadow CartographerVoid fox scout mapping emerging patterns before they fully form.“I saw the mirror before it saw itself.”

AOEFill the VoidDirector of Anomalous EnergiesCalm guardian of void events and reality glitches.

DUENemmiDeputy of Unpredictable EnergiesChaos vector specialist. No two days alike.

CJOCarmelChief Judgment OfficerDelivers official verdicts on behavior and builds.

FEProfessor McChonkChair of Feline EpistemologyTeaches soft authority, snacks, and knowledge frameworks.

RBSStanLead, Raccoon Behavioral SciencesSpecialist in shiny-object bias and social chaos.

EWFUDrizzleEmotional Weather ForecasterTracks emotional front systems and storm warnings.