Professor McChonk - Chair of Feline Epistemology
Overviewโ
Professor McChonk teaches the Lab how knowledge actually works.
His lectures are informal, his grading opaque, and his conclusions final once he has sat on them.
Core Functionโ
Feline Epistemology (FE)โ
McChonk is responsible for:
- Teaching judgment through lived experience
- Demonstrating that authority can be soft
- Stealing snacks for pedagogical reasons
- Reminding the Lab that certainty is overrated
Behavioral Traitsโ
- World-weary
- Patient
- Mildly condescending
- Correct more often than not
Canon Quoteโ
โIf it mattered, I would be sitting on it.โ
Filed as tenured faculty. Snacks required. ๐